#rlybash

(20:39:03) @wtbfood: used to have dreams
(20:39:05) @wtbfood: having sex
(20:39:09) @wtbfood: and id just climb inside
(20:39:11) @wtbfood: and live there
(20:39:14) @wtbfood: good dreams

<@ausjoker> I assigned names to my AOE2 villagers, mostly it was women.
<@ausjoker> and I'd send them in as sacrifices to the enemy

(01:07:10) @HoboBatman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDosDsq47gU
(02:01:46) @phoenx: man what the fuck are we doing
(02:01:49) @phoenx: 1:30am
(02:01:56) @phoenx: looking at sexual pokemon videos

[15/11/2011 10:33:44 AM] Marc Collins: sup nigs
[15/11/2011 10:34:13 AM] Tim: get a job knifewrench.
[15/11/2011 10:34:22 AM] Marc Collins: make me fgt
[15/11/2011 10:35:30 AM] Marc Collins: show some respect for the harbringer of the companions
[15/11/2011 10:37:44 AM] Tim: ill show you respect when you start contributing to society and not being a fucking slob
[15/11/2011 10:38:20 AM] guyfella: everybody hates knifewrench :(
[15/11/2011 10:41:28 AM] Marc Collins: wow Tim you sound like gismo
[15/11/2011 10:41:42 AM] Marc Collins: got a 10 pole up ur ass aswell?
[15/11/2011 10:45:23 AM] Tim: I think i'll sound like the majority of people you know.
[15/11/2011 10:51:36 AM] Marc Collins: get mad batesy
[15/11/2011 10:51:38 AM] Marc Collins: it might help
[15/11/2011 10:51:52 AM] Tim: get a job knifewrench, it'll help everyone
[15/11/2011 10:51:57 AM] Tim: you'll have money, and we wont have to see you
[15/11/2011 10:52:29 AM] Marc Collins: you do know you can remove me from skype and ignore me in everything right?
[15/11/2011 10:52:44 AM] Marc Collins: if you really didnt wanna see me you can take those steps and be happy
[15/11/2011 10:52:50 AM] Tim: good point.

<skitzor> moses booty calling at 6pm
<Moses||> hey she came over at this time b4 ;o
<Moses||> but that time she was drunk too :<
<Moses||> so i have to sttle for tomorrow night
<Moses||> :<K
<Moses||> lol
<Moses||> last time
<Moses||> we werre watching its alwayss sunny in philadelphoa
<Moses||> then she disappears
<Moses||> and i find her in my bed
<Moses||> nekkid
<Moses||> o________________o

03:42:54 < JusticeCat> http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/319660_10150809748650045_774340044_20838741_1706220344_n.jpg
03:42:58 < JusticeCat> thats whats up
03:43:10 < ausjoker> ok
03:43:13 < ausjoker> (elaborate)
03:43:35 < JusticeCat> girls were stripping/attempting to rape me
03:43:49 < ausjoker> o.O
03:43:52 < ausjoker> I need to go away
03:43:25 < JusticeCat> was my going away drinks
03:43:57 < JusticeCat> yes
03:43:58 < JusticeCat> go away
03:44:02 < ausjoker> EAD
03:44:04 < JusticeCat> also
03:44:08 < JusticeCat> i banged a friend in the park
03:44:11 < JusticeCat> which was a little odd
03:44:29 < JusticeCat> female friend
03:44:38 < ausjoker> :o
03:45:07 < JusticeCat> i do not enjoy sex outside
03:45:24 < ausjoker> outside of your family, you mean
03:45:30 < ausjoker> COS UR TASMANIANLOL
03:45:34 < JusticeCat> LOL
03:45:35 < JusticeCat> NICE1
03:46:36 < ausjoker> ITWAS
03:48:05 < JusticeCat> hmm
03:56:07 < JusticeCat> bed

<@slick> actidently sucking his cock when drunk maybe excusable
<@slick> anal the next night? fuck that
<@slick> guy is a full blown faggot

[16:46:55] <@rsy> adelaide furtniture and electrical
[16:47:12] <@slick> how do you keep the prices so low
[16:47:45] <@rsy> its second hand
[16:48:05] <@slick> well you wouldn't know

<justice> had an indian family asking about kinect today
<justice> gave them a bit of a demo
<justice> and then let them have a go
<justice> wouldnt detect them
<justice> at all
<justice> they were very dark
<justice> was lollin in head
<justice> had to be all like
<justice> oh its configured to detect me
<justice> ignoring that i just suggested them to have a go
<justice> implying that people in the past have also had goes
<justice> and it has worked fine without configuration
<justice> which it does
<justice> unless you're a nigger
<justice> or dark skinned
<justice> the son had it going for a bit
<justice> but then it dropped
<justice> they said they were going to buy it
<justice> hope it works out for them ^_^
<justice> the fuck am i meant to say?
<justice> oh kinect doesnt work with black people

[19:17] <@Moses||> what do you fucking do anyway
[19:17] <@Moses||> u dont take phone calls
[19:17] <@WTBFoods> he does
[19:17] <@Moses||> you dont fix my interwebs
[19:17] <@WTBFoods> he says he doesn
[19:18] <@WTBFoods> t
[19:18] <@WTBFoods> but he does
[19:18] <@Moses||> lool
[19:18] <@slick> i take calls from techs/wholesalers/hd

<skitzor> if i pooped on your face long enough
<skitzor> im sure you would dislike the experience
<WTBFoods> id get turned on

<justice> i dont get it
<justice> i take it

<skitzor> are you a faggot emo child?
<ausjoker> yes

<soni> cant irc when im having sex bro
<soni> sorry
<Axims> lol tell me about it soni
<WTBFood> can
<Evers> oooo, playing the pussy card
<WTBFood> just arent committed enough
<Evers> tough guy
<justice> yeah
<justice> tell me aout it too
<justice> i have sex all the time
<justice> with my dick.
<soni> lol
<WTBFood> hand counts
<justice> in some chicks pussy
<justice> its awesome
<justice> all the sexxing
<justice> dont have time for sc2
<justice> just sex
<WTBFood> i just put my penis between some vaginal walls and thrust inwards and outwards
<justice> and then come
<soni> nice.
<WTBFood> and i cant use irc at all
<Axims> nice
<justice> and remove condom and go to sleep
<soni> then wake 15mins later and piihb
<Axims> what about the other girl that's waiting?
<Evers> bl to her

<ausjoker> i prob should give it to unique
<skitzor> <ausjoker> he gave me loads
<ausjoker> true

<WTBFood> IF I CANT BE WITH YOU ADRIAN
<WTBFood> I DONT WANT TO BE

From Justin E: titanz0r@gmail.com

I'm writing this with tears in my eye, my family and I came down here
to Coundon Coventry, UK for a short vacation unfortunately we were
mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed, all cash, credit card
and cell were stolen off us at GUN POINT but luckily for us we still
have our passports with us but don't have enough money to sort the
bills so we can get out of here.

We've been to the embassy and the police here but they're not helping
issues at all and our flight leaves today but we're having problems
settling the hotel bills, and the hotel manager won't let us leave
until we settle the bills, I'm freaked out at the moment and wondering
if you could help us with a quick loan, I promise I'll refund it once
we get home. Please write me so i can send you the info for the wire
of the money to save me from the embarrassment of not being able to
cover the bills.

Thanks
Justin.

<Moses||> i want abbotts penis inside of me

(@unique) brennie hit himself with a shotput
(@ausjoker) fucker shouldn't have moved in front of me
(@ausjoker) LOL
(@ausjoker) LOL
(@unique1) ask him about it
(@ausjoker) LOL
(@ausjoker) LOL
(@Evers) lol
(@Moses||) hahahahhhahaha
(@ausjoker) is hea really unco
(@Moses||) himself
(@Moses||) gold
(@ausjoker) hahaha
(@unique) he threw it into a pole
(@ausjoker) how the fuck did he manage that
(@unique) bounced back
(@unique) lolz
(@Evers) hahaha
(@ausjoker) hhahahaha
(@Moses||) LOL
(@ausjoker) oh man
(@Moses||) hahhahaahahaha

<ausjoker> i talked to a female but it just wasnt the same

<slick`> sis lives there
<skitzor> gonna bang her
<slick`> yeah

<Fireslide> hi titan
<Fireslide> have you ever given a girl carpet burn?
<LEGEND> Fireslide: no.
<Fireslide> i did :9
<Fireslide> i'm a bad man
<Fireslide> well not bad
<Fireslide> just overly excited

<@skitzor> nothing is nigger proof
<@skitzor> except a real job

( @Evers ) anyone know how i could splice just the audio from a .mp4 file?
( @stanna ) minimize the window

[20:39:12] <@Stan> 20:35:54- (@slick`) HEY STAN STOP TIMING OUT KTHX
[20:39:15] <@Stan> SUCK MY DICK
[20:39:39] * @Stan` (~dongs@Bogan_Bob.fakehost.gamesurge) Quit (Ping timeout)

<@titan`> yeah its awesome when i got like one dick here
<@titan`> and another dick in my other hand
<@Moses||> lolz
<@titan`> and im wanking them both off
<@titan`> and then they both come in my face and im all like AHhhaaAAAHHHAAA
<@rsy> :|

1:00a    (@Krushr) imangr@gmail y0
  1:00a    (@ausjoker) WTBFood unique do you want them as well
  1:00a    (@WTBFood) sure
  1:00a    (@ausjoker) may as well send invite now
  1:00a    (@WTBFood) ill try that
  1:00a    (@WTBFood) imngrish@gmail
  1:00a    (@unique) donger@neeq.net
  1:04a    (@WTBFood) WHERES MY INVITE Y0
  1:04a    (@Krushr) I haven't recieved an email :<
  1:05a    (@ausjoker) well i can see your keys
  1:05a    (@ausjoker) so i could just give you them once you get the client
  1:07a    (@WTBFood) imngrish@gmail.com?
  1:07a    (@WTBFood) you did add the .com
  1:07a    (@WTBFood) right
  1:07a    (@unique) hahaha
  1:07a    (@Krushr) you'd hope so
  1:08a    (@ausjoker) hahaha
  1:08a    (@ausjoker) no
  1:08a    (@ausjoker) i just copied and paste

<slick`> but i want something fatty
<titan`> stans gf?

<@WTBFood> #rly gangbang
<@soni> yuck
<@soni> that's a pretty big fucking sausage fest right there
<@Moses> ;<
<@Moses> shotgun pork
<@soni> shotgun halfac0w
<@soni> fuck
<@Moses> loo
<@soni> hashrly*
<@Moses> blbl
<@soni> ><
<@Moses> HAHhaahahah

<titan-> oh man sometimes i could just lick your arsehole

<skitzor> http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2278/175/68/548228502/n548228502_1275749_5485.jpg
<ausjoker> holy shit
<soni> yeah..
<Evers> rofl
<stanna> boobies!
<pyrs> MOTHER FUCKER
<pyrs> wow
<pyrs> fucks sake
<Evers> POW
<soni> not cool
<Evers> right in the kisser
<unique> dem titties
<Evers> das boobies?
<pyrs> those stitches in that bra are groaning with strain
<lurk> i'm groaning with strain >_>

23:20… @katsu: i will buy a beautiful car like that one day
23:21… @ausjoker: you won't
23:21… @ausjoker: you say that
23:21… @ausjoker: but you won't
23:21… @ausjoker: SORRY TO DESTROY YOUR DREAMS
23:21… @katsu: you know, theres a term for people like you in my auditing textbook
23:21… @katsu: hang on
23:21… @katsu: oh
23:21… @katsu: there it is
23:21… @katsu: CUNT
23:21… @unique: i lold
23:21… @ausjoker: you had to look that up in a textboox?
23:21… @ausjoker: are you retarded?
23:21… @unique: textboox
23:22… @katsu: ^
23:22… @unique: x isn't even near k
23:22… @unique: what the fuck
23:22… @katsu: lol
23:22… @ausjoker: fuck you cunts
23:22… @katsu: hahaha

22:08… PALADiN: there's sites around that do the sniping for you so that you don't have to install any software on your PC
22:08… ausjoker: PALADiN, or you could man the fuck up
22:08… ausjoker: and do it yourself
22:08… ausjoker: just a thought?
22:09… PALADiN: oh so you like constantly refreshing the item page on ebay?
22:09… titan-: ..
22:09… ausjoker: ..
22:09… titan-: "40 minutes remaining"
22:09… titan-: check back in 37?
22:09… ausjoker: REFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESHREFRESH
22:10… ausjoker: 39 minutes remaining

16:35… @WTBFood: It seems that Muffincakes's shift-key is hanging: 25.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
16:35… @WTBFood: For example, like this:
16:35… @WTBFood: <Muffincakes> NIGGER CUNT

18:25… @katsu: hmmm
18:25… @katsu: for this exam
18:25… @skitzor: have sex with the exam lady
18:25… @unique: is it an oral exam
18:25… @skitzor: get full marks
18:25… @WTBFood: what if its a dude

<slick> ;p;
<slick> lo was bpptomg womdpws
<slick> and trhought there was a typo in premuim
<slick> mum is winking at me
<slick> ;_
<slick> ;)
<unique>   12:07a    (@slick) lo was bpptomg womdpws
<slick> sup bro
<slick> iu wa siting at bus stop
<slick> and girl next to vomited
<slick> i was like
<slick> ..
<unique> then fucked the shit out of her
<slick> nah
<slick> sje staretd crying and shit
<unique> then fucked the shit out of her
<slick> did u or soni get banned in latest wave
<unique> soni didnt, my 360 doesnt boot
<slick> lol
<slick> there was another 2 days ago
<slick> and he triewd live tinsce then
<unique> he was on live today
<slick> ic

[23:07] <@soni> skitzor and BoL7z are totally different
[23:07] <@soni> ones a faggot
[23:07] <BoL7z> WHAT THE FUCK
[23:07] <@soni> and the other is BoL7z

0 (01:15:40) @Moses: o fuck
@Moses: im spo fuckigndriunkl
@Moses: already thrown up like fkn twice
@Moses: oi faggotras
@Moses: ausjoker`
@Moses: cut
@Moses: cnt
@Moses: cimnt
@Moses: fdfuck
@Moses: evertignog is fuckign spinning :,
@katsu: looool
@katsu: i like the way everyone just wants to yell at ausjoker` when hes drunk
@katsu: *when they're
@Moses: lookl
@Moses: voz hes a fucking faggot vuivck
@Moses: but wee love him
@Moses: o shit
@Moses: i ne to sleep
@Moses: kghone

*talking about a car going out of control at 120mph*
<Biosfear> would of they died if they jumped out of the car?

<rsy> kk drop in
<rsy> LIKE THAT SKITZOR?
<slick> like what
<rsy> drop instead of drio
<slick> what is wrong with drio
<rsy> aids hates
<slick> i read it as drio :$

<Axims> fire call, brtb
<titan-> gl hf
<titan-> dont die
<skitzor> be careful
<Evers`> dont die
<Evers`> haha
<titan-> lol
<skitzor> aw
<skitzor> how nice are we

@Stan: @Batesy: tripple j is great
@Stan: you know whats even better than tripple j?
@Stan: spelling it correctly
@Stan: ¬_____________________________¬
@Batesy: tripple J is correct you fuckstick
@rsy: triple j m8
@Batesy: w/e

< Jez> you know what IS hot
< Jez> garter style stockings
< Jez> I'd have them over high heels any day

<@Stan> skitzor, ive seen you IRL, you couldnt smash down something even if it was called a 'smash-me-down' and gave you special smashing gloves

<Biosfear> Fireslide- did u get your i7 to 4ghz yet?
<Fireslide-> you are annoying
<Fireslide-> but yes
<Biosfear> why am i annoying
<Fireslide-> because you think that because we both have i7's we have something in common so we can talk
<Fireslide-> but i still dont' like you
<Fireslide-> so don't
<Biosfear> right.
<Biosfear> i thought you were an ok guy. turns out your just another dickhead

(@soni) saw her bone

(@skitzor) $130 for a seperate battery
(@rsy) we could fuck

(@Moses) slick would be so tight imo

(@Stan) which got me to thinking on the bus on the way home, do you actually ever walk past a really fat person, or is it just a miniature scale of entering and breaking of orbits

(@skitzor) krushr, you're such a cutey

<slick> Why are all these funny hairs growing on me?

@katsu: rsy np: big man sausages
@rsy: you can get me for my birthday then Axims ^_^
@katsu: hah
@Axims: i can get you..
@Axims: for your bday?
@katsu: do you offer yourself often rsy

(@Ilkai) i want to fuck his face

(@Moses) ill hit it
(@Moses) but they wont feel anything

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<Biosfear> mingo3k strip clubs are feral
<@ausjoker> just like your taste in women
<Biosfear> wrong
<@ausjoker> just like your taste in women
<@skitzor> burn
<@Moses> Biosfear's just cut because even at strip clubs girls wont approach him

@skitzor: who the fuck likes vaginas?

(@ausjoker) holy crap :|
(@ausjoker) thats fucking huge

(@skitzor) i would prob drink that shit if i saw it coming out

<halfacow> my uncle asked if i was gay :(
<halfacow> told him i have only ever sucked 2 cocks
<halfacow> and one was ana accident
<halfacow> he hasnt spoken to me since

(@skitzor) woman?
(@skitzor) thats a fucking girl
(@soni) rofl I thought the same thing skitzor
(@soni) she looked 14 rofl
(@skitzor) yeah
(@skitzor) i would still fuck the shit out of that
(@skitzor) haha
(@skitzor) <_<

(@pyros) dicks
(@rsy`) its very special to me

(@Stan`) standing at paradise interchange waiting to get picked up
(@Stan`) these 2 cars full of darkies sitting across the road from me, im like... wait
(@Stan`) cos theres been a heap of blax mugging whities lately at the interchange
(@Stan`) so im trying to look like a poor uni student with nothing worth mugging me for
(@Stan`) these 2 undercover cops walk over and start talking to the blax
(@Stan`) darkies interrogated. SYSTEM WORKS.
(@katsu) who the fuck says darkies
(@katsu) is that even a joke?
(@katsu) cause it aint funny
(@katsu) and what the fuck is blax?
(@katsu) in fact
(@katsu) fuckit
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(@katsu) actually one more thing - i hope i meet you one day so i can kick the shit out of you Stan
(@katsu) because you have to be the most pathetic piece of trash i have ever seen
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(@Biosfear) seriously. stfu cunt. we had a guy from internode helping and it took that long. you have no idea what our network is like so stfu with your fucking stupid arrogant comments fucking faggot cunt
(@Biosfear) i dont fucking care what you think
(@Biosfear) your such a fucking cunt unique
(@Biosfear) if i ever see you i will fucking smash you
(@Biosfear) and you need to grow up

<soni> you have some updawg on your shoe Biosfear
<Biosfear> some what
<skitzor> soni fucked it
<skitzor> this beer tastes a bit like updawg
<soni> i totally did not
<soni> but I still lold
<soni> then facepalmed
<skitzor> got my sister with that the other day
<titan`> it doesnt work in chat
<Axims> what's...updawg?
<titan`> because you type and it and see it before pressing entre
<titan`> enter
<skitzor> yeah
<soni> yep
<skitzor> its funny the look on their face when they realise what they just said
<titan`> lol
<titan`> might try it on cassie tomorrow when i see her
<Axims> haha
<Axims> report back
* titan` films
<Axims> sexcellent
<titan`> "you have some updawg on you"
<skitzor> accidentally film sex
<titan`> "you're not funny justin"
<titan`> oh
<titan`> :[
<Biosfear> i dont get it?
<titan`> ^
<titan`> lol.
<Toramdo> cod5 enemies obvs play too much BF2
<Biosfear> what is updawg
<titan`> o_o
<Axims> ...
<skitzor> are you fucking serious
<Biosfear> yes cunt
<skitzor> not much to be honest
<titan`> Biosfear: not much, dawg.
<Biosfear> lol
<Biosfear> ok
<Biosfear> i get it now

Moses: im gonna go watch more scrubs :P
AusJoKeR: man
AusJoKeR: havent you seen it all befre
Moses: need to get refreshed for season 8
Moses: i have
AusJoKeR: lol
AusJoKeR: i rewatched it a while ago
AusJoKeR: some of it
AusJoKeR: not much to refresh
Moses: its so good
Moses: janitor ftw
AusJoKeR: unless you're a fucking retarded kid with downs syndrome
AusJoKeR: are you?
Moses: lolol
Moses: no
Moses: my bro has down syndrome tho
AusJoKeR: :|
AusJoKeR: is this one of those "you're shitting me" moments
AusJoKeR: that people pull on the net
AusJoKeR: or srs
Moses: yea. but admit it u felt bad 4 a bit
AusJoKeR: no man, i was gonna make fun of you for being related to a retard
Moses: LOL

@Biosfear › »» WinAmp «» Chromeo - Momma's Boy «» 00:48/02:49 [¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦] «» 192 kbps n/a ««
@unique • you're in slick`
@Biosfear • slick` is a mommas boy
@slick` • POL

<slick> time to stroke my penis

[21:22] <@Axims> node #11 is the place to be clearly
[21:23] <@rsy> m8 im spent
[21:23] <@rsy> too busy giving clousseau head

<Commy> just like you'd die if you didnt have a dick in your ass for more than 5 minutes :o
<unique> mouth
<unique> not ass
<unique> i finger my ass

<@unique> i get off at parl house, just need to walk up
<@slick> i'll make love to you
<@unique> :|
<@unique> not going then
* @slick is listening to: Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You [3:48/3:55] (192kbps)
<@Biosfear> gay

<@slick> fuck i'm an idiot
<@slick> had phone charging on a block of choc
<@slick> and gets hot.....

[21:46] *** #rly SubXero skitzor SubXero has been invited by skitzor
[21:47] <@Batesy> lol
[21:47] <@unique> be nice to him first
[21:47] <@unique> false sense of security
[21:47] <@unique> THEN BAM
[21:47] <@skitzor> hm
[21:47] <@skitzor> i guess i could wait
[21:47] <@skitzor> he just angers me so fucking much
[21:48] *** #rly SubXero skitzor SubXero has been invited by skitzor
[21:48] *** #rly SubXero skitzor SubXero has been invited by skitzor
[21:48] *** #rly SubXero skitzor SubXero has been invited by skitzor
[21:48] <@Stan> maybe he doesnt want to join
[21:48] <@Stan> you faggot
[21:48] <@skitzor> !k Stan fucking obviously
[21:48] * Stan was kicked by ChanServ ((skitzor) fucking obviously)
[21:48] * Stan (~Someone@Bogan_Bob.fakehost.gamesurge) has joined #rly
[21:48] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Stan
[21:48] <@Stan> because hes heard that you routinely unban people and then invite them and then reban them whenever you look at your flaccid penis in your hand and realise it might be hilariously small
[21:48] <@Stan> FAG
[21:49] <@skitzor> incorrect
[21:49] <@skitzor> i dont ban them first
[21:49] <@skitzor> !ub Stan
[21:49] <@skitzor> see
[21:49] <@skitzor> it doesnt work
[21:49] <@skitzor> !kb Stan
[21:49] * ChanServ sets mode: -o+b Stan *!*@Bogan_Bob.fakehost.gamesurge
[21:49] *** [#rly] Banned- Stan
[21:49] * Stan was kicked by ChanServ ((skitzor) Bye.)
[21:49] <@skitzor> !ub stan
[21:49] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@Bogan_Bob.fakehost.gamesurge

(@skitzor) who the fuck is co.uk anyway

[@Evers`] but my dad is a pigheaded technological moron
[@Evers`] i fucking complain about it at least twice a week
[@Evers`] and say that we should go to node coz its cheap and its a fuck load better
[@Evers`] and he just goes "ill look into it"
[@Evers`] which he fucking doesnt
[@slick`] run netlimiter on his comp and limit him to 5KB/s
[@slick`] then say look how shit internet is
[@slick`] and switch to node
[@slick`] easy done ;]
[@Evers`] i even printed out the adsl2+ price list and info and taped it to his fucking monitor
[@skitzor] call him a mouldy vagina
[@Toramdolol] have sex with his wife
[@Evers`] ...
[@slick`] ROFL
[@unique] hahah

<Evers> i have a mate like that
<Evers> his pc was covered in spyware etc
<Evers> so cleared it all, virus checks and registry cleaner etc
<Evers> give it back in working order, week later its fucked again
<Evers> fix it and put a keylogger on it to see wtf he does
<Evers> he's looking up fucking midget porn and shit
<Evers> and limewire he dls the "young girl has shaking orgasm squirt xxx hardcore teen fuck anal rape

<@unique> let it go off and harden up first
<@unique> hot.

<slick> what am i missing
<unique> an active sex life
<slick> -_-
<slick> i'll pay that one

<@keyboardwarrior> the bone inside it is only small
<@keyboardwarrior> so you can push it in really far haha

[@slick] send me that brady bunch plz
[@slick] i have both the movies on dvd =]

[@Biosfear] wish it was bigger

[ rly ] [ News 'n Stuff: GON made Paladin an admin.. and then removed it a few hours later. ]

...

@soni: paladin was admin of ut or something
@Axims: yeah I heard
@soni: and they didnt know his forum name = paladin in irc
@soni: invited him
@soni: he accpeted, joined admin channel
@soni: they realised
@Axims: hahaha
@soni: 5+ admins /parted
@soni: emp raged
@soni: and he then got removed

[@halfacow] no abo porn tonight
[@halfacow] im goin for chubby porn
[@halfacow] in honour of dew

<halfacow> im beltin off to abo porn tonight
<halfacow> rioli inspired

<@unique> penis in [slicks] pooper
<@Biosfear> penis on slick
<@Biosfear> ^5
<@unique> v5
<@slick> fags
<@Biosfear> <5
<@Moses|> lol unique i was gonna do that then figured it would look shit
<@Moses|> i was rihgt
<@unique> put your penis in slicks pooper?
<@Moses|> i want subway
<@unique> prob would be a bit of shitdick
<@unique> ;/

(@Evers) fuk celticangel is an idiot
(@Evers) she eats the equivalent of a litre of fat a day and wonders why she is always sick
(@Evers) dumb bitch
(@Stan) whats she eat Evers?
—› join: (rsy) (risesies@ppp121-45-152-90.lns11.adl6.internode.on.net)
—› mode: (ChanServ) sets mode (+o rsy)
(@Evers) like everyweek she posts in the purchase thread with like, 4 blocks of chocolate and maccas and shit
(@rsy) who
(@rsy) celticangel?
(@Evers) LOL

[@slick`] would be more entertaining if the girls had dicks or something

<Batesy> id let her fart on my face just to see her butt up close

[@soni] did you get wet?
[@soni] looked fairly moist

<skitzor> unique rapes little children
<unique> they want it
<unique> <_<

(@skitzor) wheres this fucking kids porn

<Stan> talked to these other 2 chicks
<skitzor> did you touch their vaginas
<Stan> made greasy wog jokes, cos one was italian
<Stan> it was gold
<Stan> no, i made fun of them
<Stan> much more rewarding

<ausjoker> FUCK
<ausjoker> whiel i was out
<ausjoker> my mum came in
<ausjoker> and "glanced" at this screen
<ausjoker> stupid fucking bitch
<ausjoker> but anyway
<ausjoker> saw you cunts talking about stephanie rice
<ausjoker> and how sperm would fit nicely in her dimples
<ausjoker> fucking
<ausjoker> fuck
<Evers> what she do?
<ausjoker> fucking
<ausjoker> asked me
<ausjoker> wtf
<ausjoker> i told her
<Evers> hahahahaha
<ausjoker> that it was a room where you report people breaking rules on Internode servers - she knows that's our isp so it sounded good
<ausjoker> and i said it must've been hijacked or something
<ausjoker> like she's a fucking techno dinosaur
<ausjoker> but she said she fucking 'glanced' at it
<ausjoker> fucking bullshit

<halfacow> sperm would puddle up nicely in Stephanie Rice's dimples imo

(thraSK) its like turning a pot of boiling water up with a duck in it and you turn the heat up slowly and the duck doesnt notice
(DaCrusader) =/
(thraSK) i call it the duck theory
(jambo|work) lol
(DaCrusader) you like your chinese don't you?
(thraSK) no it was just the first fowl to come to mind
(thraSK) i hope i didnt be"fowl" anyone
(thraSK) eh
(thraSK) eh??
(DaCrusader) sorry, my drum kit is upstairs.
(thraSK) yeah good thing
(DaCrusader) you fail is right there
(thraSK) id hate to haul something worth 7-8k down a set of stairs
(soni) hahahaha zing
(DaCrusader) least i have things worth 7-8k

(@skitzor) let me do andy
(@skitzor) might pop in

<soni> only time jez is near the city is when the library has fresh muffins

<Biosfear> geez
<Biosfear> was in town
<Biosfear> saw 3 hot smoking girls
<Biosfear> only like 16 or 17 tho
<Biosfear> anyway
<soni> exactly my point Stan
<Biosfear> thy were talking to these 2 daggy looking goth guys
<Biosfear> and one said loudly so u want me to buy you GOON WITH THIS
<Biosfear> and they are like yes
<soni> then they said they are cops
<Biosfear> and they were pointing to some pub
<Biosfear> so i went there
<Biosfear> ahead of them
<Biosfear> and told the guys in the pub
<skitzor> oh no you arent going to say
<skitzor> omg
<soni> wow
* skitzor facepalms
<Biosfear> and they refused to sell it to them
<soni> !kb Biosfear
* ChanServ sets mode: -o+b Biosfear *!*@GeneraLMalice.cheesecake.gamesurge
* Biosfear was kicked by ChanServ ((soni) Bye.)
<Evers`> wow, ur a fag lololol
<Stan> well, youre such a dogooder
<soni> rofl what an ass
<Evers`> sifnt go get pissed with them
<Stan> wait
<Stan> wait
<soni> !ub biosfear
* ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@GeneraLMalice.cheesecake.gamesurge
* Biosfear has joined #rly
<skitzor> WHAT STAN
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Biosfear
<Stan> is there an ending to this story
<Biosfear> idiots
<soni> go drink it WITH THEM YOU FGT
<Biosfear> im joking
<Stan> 'they got refused service'
<Biosfear> i didnt tell them
<Stan> 'then i said i could buy it for them'
<skitzor> no
<Stan> 'and did'
<Biosfear> i didnt go to the pub
<skitzor> EXACTLY STAN
<Biosfear> lol
<Stan> 'and they were all omg let me sucks your cocks'
<Evers`> hahhaa
<Stan> THATS HOW THE STORY SHOULD OF ENDED
<skitzor> STAN HAS IT

<@slick> dickies isn't bad
<@unique> 10:04p (@slick) dick isn't bad
<@slick> <unique> i love a fat black cock in my arse
@Batesy> rfol

(@slick`) i just had a wee peek
(@slick`) and i have a blue hole

<@slick`> do that to me one more time, once is never enough with a man like u