* Tully snags his testicles on a door handle on the way to the dunny
* Tully learns a lesson: Either turn a light on so you can see whats infront of you, or put a hand out to push anything infront of you out of your way... especially those ajar, but usually open, doors that have crotch high handles
* Tully doesnt even have enough luck to do it on a door with a knob... it had to be a handle
(Tully) for maximum prod
* Tully vomits, then goes and lies on the couch and wonders if he'll be able to have children after his recent misadventure