<GeneraLMalice> [10:17] <Mr_Spinks> ive got to tell you this story i told iggy last night
<GeneraLMalice> [10:17] <Mr_Spinks> hang on. ill get the logs
<GeneraLMalice> [10:18] <Mr_Spinks> well.. story begins as such
<GeneraLMalice> [10:18] <GeneraLMalice> lol k
<GeneraLMalice> [10:18] <Mr_Spinks> so there is this girl at work that is keen on me. and has told me so..
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> soo anyway.. we went to the footy today. and that was good. she was all like.. rubbing up against me and stuff. i was just pretending to ignore it
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> then we came back to my place and watched a movie.. and again.. just ignored her advances
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> soo anyway.. when i said i was gonna take her home.. she didnt want to go.. so we ended up wrestling.. and she ended up flashing me her tits (im thinking in desperation) and guess waht..
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> i pretended i didnt see
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <GeneraLMalice> lol
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> lol.. so eventully we stop and i drive her home
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> and shes talking about how she wants me and shit
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> and im just laughing at her'
<GeneraLMalice> [10:19] <Mr_Spinks> so when i stop outside her place.. shes all waiting for a kiss and shit
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> so we just kinda sat in the car for about 10 minutes.. and she did all the talking.. stuff like "do you have any condoms in the car.. we should totally just have sex now"
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> which again.. i just say.. nah.. we're just mates
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <GeneraLMalice> :/
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> lol
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> so we just kinda sat in the car for about 10 minutes.. and she did all the talking.. stuff like "do you have any condoms in the car.. we should totally just have sex now"
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> which again.. i just say.. nah.. we're just mates
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <GeneraLMalice> :/
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> lol
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> and here is the kicker
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> she looks at me.. punches me in the shoulder.. says.. "wtf is wrong with you"
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> and then says
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> wait for it
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> YOU COULD RAPE ME RIGHT NOW AND I WOULDNT EVEN CARE!!!
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <GeneraLMalice> ROFL
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> to which she stuck her finger up and stormed off
<GeneraLMalice> [10:20] <Mr_Spinks> then she sent me a text message and said. "don't worry.. i can wait"