#rlybash

<@slick> slicklovesmen.

<@BoL7z> mines short :|

(@skitzor) asian, aboriginal, midget, fattish chick, grandmother
(@unique) your sexual fantasy come true
(@slick) hello, i;m in it

<@Batesy> "It's the internet, you can put up a website for 5 dollars a month with a giant picture of your cock flapping around and get 100,000 hits in a month.
<@unique> 100k a day
<@slick`> wrong
<@slick`> u need music to go with it
<@slick`> no one wants to see a cock going around in circles
<@slick`> but if it has some decent tunes to go along with it
<@slick`> (y)

(@Biosfear) holy fuck
(@Biosfear) tabata excercises are killer
(@soni) so is ivan milat

<@katsu> my fucking brother
<@katsu> i betcha
<@katsu> and his damn porn
<@Evers`> walk in on him fapping
<@skitzor> does he have msn?

* Biosfear\Work squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirts

<@unique> strawberry kisses
<@Biosfear\Work> taste like it
<@Biosfear\Work> you do

<@slick> hot chick on goodgame
<@slick> faofoafoao
<@Moses``> fao :|
<@slick> FAPFPAPFAP
<@Moses``> ;)
<@slick> excuse a man for typoing while fapping
<@Moses``> lol
<@BoL7z> you could of just fapped then typed it 20seconds later slick.

<@skitzor> ready for some anal sex.

<@slick> what what in the butt
<@slick> u wanna do it in my butt, in my butt
<@slick> lets do it in the butt, ok

<Biosfear> what is +s -s? i only know of the -r +r

<@Evers`> slick`s present is suprise buttsexs
<@Biosfear> wrong, he isnt suprised anymore
<@slick`> those were the best days of my life
<@slick`> back in the summer of 69

<@skitzor> !ub jez
* ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@ppp121-44-50-142.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net
<@skitzor> !addban jez
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@ppp121-44-50-142.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net
<@skitzor> o wait
<@skitzor> !delban jez
* ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@ppp121-44-50-142.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net
<@skitzor> you set it
<@titan-> you know what would have been cool
<@titan-> if you didnt fuck with it in the first place?
<@titan-> !addban Jez gtfo
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@ppp121-44-50-142.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net
* Jez has joined #rly
* Jez was kicked by ChanServ ((titanz0r) gtfo)

(@slick) Moses`` do you really loves rsys ding ding dong
(@Moses``) yes :<

<@skitzor> i want to blank your brains out

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(@Moses``) hate it when u accidently pull the powercord out of the wall :@

<@unique> im eating subway and thinking of slick`

[@slick`]: i love dick

Jez: sif anyone has to make me look awesome
Jez: my new waistcoat arrived this afternoon
Jez: it is good

<@skitzor> Hand Held Green Laser, Average Ouputput Power From 400mW to 600mW
<@skitzor> holy fucking shit
<@unique> ouputput
<@skitzor> lol
<@skitzor> its so powerful its outputput

<@Biosfear> what has easter got to do with jesus tho
<@Biosfear> nothing

-21:03:22- • @Stan swallows

(@BoL7z) A frozen cock please.

(@Evers`) first 2 mins and ive already pissed myself

(@unique) ONLY FOOLS MAKE MISTAKSE

(@slick) loud meat loaf is extremely erotic

(@Brad-) gay it to my bro

[17:33`23] <ink> good times ahead... being closet gay
[17:33`28] <holo`> sif
[17:33`36] <holo`> I'd take them inside the closet

[16:00] <@slick`> howd u get so big
[16:00] <@slick`> howd u get so long
[16:00] <@slick`> howd u get so hard

[23:19] <@BoL7z> i should just upload goaste for all my freinds from work to see >_>
[23:19] <@Batesy> WHAT YOU SEE CANNOT BE UNSEEN
[23:19] <@BoL7z> and then wait for everyone to come up to me the next day all like
[23:19] <@BoL7z> WHAT THE FUCK.
[23:20] <@Batesy> put 2girls1cup
[23:20] <@BoL7z> rofl
[23:20] * Armoured (~Armoured@58.161.149.27) Quit (Quit)
[23:20] <@BoL7z> i show'd my mate that the other day
[23:20] <@BoL7z> i'm like
[23:20] <@BoL7z> OI DUDE COME HERE
[23:20] <@BoL7z> *shows screen*
[23:20] <@BoL7z> his reaction made me rofl for like 30mins
[23:21] <@BoL7z> should do it to my gf

<@ink> who cares if its tiny

[15:13] <@Biosfear> hey hun
[15:13] <@Jez> are you referring to me Biosfear ?
[15:14] <@Biosfear> yes sweety

<BoL7z> the fucking hottest trap i've ever seen
<Brad-> iawb
<BoL7z> you know you'd go for it if you didn't know it was a trap

Jez: I thought I was this channel's argumentarian
rsy: no
rsy: you're this channels faggot
Jez: see, I don't agree with the term being used derogatorily
Jez: pejoratively
Jez: negatively
Jez: condescendingly
Jez: as if it's an insult
rsy: I don't agree with the failed abortion by your parents

(@slick) !showinfo uniques sex life
(+hashrly) Title :: The Facts of Life <> URL :: http://www.tvrage.com/shows/id-5759 <> Premiered :: 1979 <> Latest Episode :: 09x24 - The Beginning of the Beginning (May/07/1988) <> Next Episode :: N/A <> Country :: USA <> Status :: Canceled/Ended
(@unique) ;>
(@slick) Status :: Canceled/Ended
(@slick) ;>
(@unique) ;<
(@unique) !showinfo slicks sex life
(+hashrly) Title :: The Simple Life (2003) <> URL :: http://www.tvrage.com/The_Simple_Life_2003 <> Premiered :: 2003 <> Latest Episode :: 05x10 - Hollywood Ending (Aug/05/2007) <> Next Episode :: N/A <> Country :: USA <> Status :: Canceled/Ended <> Airtime :: Sunday, 10:00 pm

-02:01:56- (@Stan`sleep) and what i did get was terrible sleep cos there was 2 other dudes in the bed

× @Jez thinks of other words to teach #rlyites
(@Jez): or is that #rlyians
(@Stan): #idontcare
( @holo`): more like #fgts
(@Jez): they already know that word holo`
(@Moses``): :<
( @holo`): Jez has clearly missed the point of the joke
(@Moses``): i was in #fgts with jez
(@Jez): [22:02] You have joined #fgts
(@Jez): [22:02] Jez: :O
(@Jez): [22:02] Moses``: :D
(@Jez): [22:02] Moses`` has left
(@Moses``): i feel dirty

slick: why the hell would anybody want to watch 'a year with the royal family
soni: some people like the royals I guess
Jez: people who like incest porn?
slick: o like rsy

@katsu``: when Jez gets laid
@katsu``: this wont matter
@katsu``: hell be all
@katsu``: yo bitch whats goin down in my pantz
@Stan: with extra z's
@katsu``: +1
@Jez: never
@Stan: whatz*
@Stan: and ma pantz* not my
@Stan: or
@Stan: Sup G'
@katsu``: yo sup g biatc whatz goin down in mah pantz
@Jez: ...
@Stan: whatz crackin in da hoo'
@katsu``: my homieeeeee
@Jez: gettin' chilly down in philly'
@katsu``: gonna check my some hos bra
@Stan: fo sheeeezy
@Jez: yeah y'all know it's m'town
@katsu``: FO LYFE
@Jez: I'm an old school OG, but I still get down
@Stan: FO REEAAAL
@katsu``: in tha hooooood
@Stan: moral of the story, Jez needs more pussy.

(@BoL7z): lolz
(@BoL7z): i have a frozen coke.
(@holo`): I think you mean cok
(@BoL7z): nah
(@BoL7z): frozen cock is later
(@holo`): you mean cok, don't you? nothing like drinking a frozen cok is there BoL7z?
(@holo`): oh, i see.
(@BoL7z): nothing like a big frozen cock befor bed
(@holo`): necro
(@holo`): with it being frozen and all
(@BoL7z): you can suck it for ages >_..
(@holo`): could really go for several frozen cocks upon arriving at work for refreshment, eh?
(@BoL7z): i had 3
(@BoL7z): nice big wet frozen cocks
(@Batesy`): ...
(@BoL7z): last one was a big raspberry one

× @holo` watches soni's computer asplode
(@soni): neg
(@soni): never.
(@slick): :|
soni (~soni@sonique.asshat.gamesurge) has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[15:21] <@Brad-> !fight anonymous vs scientology
[15:21] <@unique> :/
[15:21] <+hashrly> By results on Google: anonymous beats scientology by 438,000,000 to 7,170,000!
[15:21] <@Biosfear> lol
[15:21] <@titan-> gaggagag'
[15:21] <@titan-> ahhahahahaha
[15:21] <@titan-> hahahahahah
[15:21] <@unique> gaggagag'
[15:21] <@titan-> gaggagag'

(@holo`|dods) oh this is the for loop that never ends!
(@Stan`Studying) IT JUST GOES IF THEN ELSE MY FRIEND

Jez`: and you're the one in uni
katsu``: studying commerce
katsu``: not how to be a cunt

[20:38] <@slick> was sooooo hueg
[20:38] <@slick> never seen equiptment so big

[20:51`58] <slick> some fgt rammed me up the arse

Jez: James Watt invented the steam engine in 1776
thraSK: i heard he died in a steam related accident

(@holo`) how was wood skitz
(@skitzor) yeh alright
(@skitzor) long

° @holo` is listening to WinAmp not Ruinning
[@holo`] hah
[@holo`] yes
[@Axims] ruining..
[@holo`] not ruinning
[@holo`] I FUCKING TYPED IT
[@Axims] fail
[@holo`] BECAUE MY SCRIPT IS GAY
[@holo`] !k hol` fail
[@holo`] lol :<

[14:39] <+Stan> ok since sitting on my ass for 8 months doing nothing had turned my brain to mush
[14:39] <+Stan> how do i uninstall drivers?
[14:40] <@Batesy`> device manager
[14:40] <+Stan> aaaah
[14:41] <+Stan> oh my god im an idiot
[14:41] <@Batesy`> iaws
[14:41] <+Stan> i now have no mouse

<@slick> i just remembered how retarded my dream was last nite
<@slick> i was annoyed bcos the apprentice came out but then it needed a rarfix

katsu`: i got stabbed with a fucking fork
katsu`: i have puncture wounds. the fuck is this shit

katsu`: i got punched so hard in the face that i flipped backwards over a bar fridge and my shoes fell off

(@ink) males are hard to come by

[16:16`00] <Axims> i've seen my cat catch a bid in middair
[16:16`06] <Axims> was pretty awesome
[16:16`17] <ink> on ebay?
[16:16`25] <ink> lolooololololololololololololol
[16:16`27] <Axims> ..yes

<@slick> hey beauty and the geek is back on 7 in 5 minutes
<@soni> rsy and the slick
<@slick> rsy is not beauty

Moses: canaan said it was awesome
Moses: and hes fkn hard 2 please
Jez: in bed
Moses: yes
unique: boomtish
Jez: I don't know why I said that
Jez: it sounds like something titan- would say
Jez: or soni
Evers`: we are taking over your mind
Evers`: muhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
unique: because #rly is taking over your
unique: wtf Evers`
unique: OUT
unique: OF
unique: MY
unique: HEAD
unique: >_<
Evers`: LOL

[16:58] <@keyboardwarrior> i dont often deal with the big back door.
[16:58] <@keyboardwarrior> ;p

trolleh: cod4 tdm requires zero skill to end up consistently at the top of the scoreboard, particularly if you're not overly fussed about kdr
Jez: trolleh's mother requires zero skill to end up consistently on top of, particularly if you're not overly fussed about losing twenty dollars

keyboardwarrior: (@skitzor) if great actually means 'like sucking a huge black dick', in this circumstance
keyboardwarrior: you should have no problem then!
Jez: yay

(@slick`) how good is the tennis today
(@slick`) fapovic then fapopova

<@slick`> parcel guy just came :>

<@ink> hmm
<@ink> if u see a girl at a bar
<@ink> and u wanna fuck her in the bum bum
<@ink> walk up to her and say
<@ink> do you want me to push your stool in

[@slick] hey molik is playing and i've been mnsising it
[@slick] and she is losing :@
[@unique] mnsising
[@unique] definately a point where you typed and took off your pants

<@Jez> is it wrong to get a boner whilst suit shopping?

<DaCrusader> the TV im watching now is worth around 7-8k

skitzor: WAUUGGHHH
skitzor: THIS KEEPS FAILING
skitzor: i have had one success and 3 failures
Jez: viagra not working again skitzor ?

Jez: IT HAS NO ORIFICIES
Jez: orifices*
Biosfear: haha yeah i do

(22:56:23) (@skitzor) YOU SYPHILITIC RECTUM ENTHUSIAST
(22:56:26) (@holo`) NOUR
(22:56:29) (@holo`) no actually
(22:56:32) (@holo`) YOUR MOTHER IS
(22:56:33) (@Jez) did you know that internet anagram server is an anagram of I, rearrangement servant?
(22:56:36) (@unique) LOL
(22:56:38) (@unique) HOLO LOL
(22:56:40) (@Jez) WELL NOW YOU DO
(22:56:40) (@unique) LOL
(22:56:41) (@unique) LOL
(22:56:49) (@Jez) STOP STEALING MY THUNDER unique
(22:56:54) (@skitzor) anagrams can stfu
(22:56:59) (@Jez) AND STOP STEALING SKITZOR'S RIGHT TO BE THE ONLY GAY IN THE CHANNEL
(22:57:01) (@unique) ILL GIVE YOU SOME THUNDER
(22:57:04) (@Jez) YOU'RE MESSING WITH HIM
(22:57:04) (@unique) LOL
(22:57:09) (@skitzor) ILL THUNDER IN YOUR ARSE
(22:57:13) (@holo`) SOME SOFT THUNDER unique?
(22:57:15) (@Jez) nou
(22:57:25) (@unique) GREASE LIGHTNING
(22:58:03) (@Jez) you'd prob get electrocuted if you tried to do that

(22:25:02) (@Jez) hey everyone
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(22:25:15) (@titan-) ._.
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(22:25:19) —› mode: (ChanServ) sets mode (+o Jez)
(22:25:20) (@holo`) lol
(22:25:39) (@Jez) my client crashed as I was typing "titan- has erectile dysfunction!"

[17:18] sid: forgot i had one of those

[12:29] ChanServ enables 'Op' status for Jez
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[12:39] NuclearFallout.WA.US.GameSurge.net enables 'Op' status for Axims|Out
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[12:40] Moses has disconnected: *.net *.split
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@holo`: next person to do so
DaCrusader: STOP THE SPAM
Denn|s: holo` :(
@holo`: gets removed from the can
soni: and the next step is:
@holo`: chan.
surreptitious: he stills means business though
surreptitious: it's just a metaphoric kind
skitzor: JUST REMOVE THEM NOW HOLO
katsu: more like surreptitious needs removing
katsu: holo`
unique: i agree
katsu: kb this surreptitious noob
skitzor: more like
soni: IT IS JEZ
soni: GET HIM
unique: BAN EVASION
katsu: ORLY
Denn|s: nooooo
skitzor: I WANT TO TF2
unique: DIE
katsu: BANHAMMA
skitzor: NOT RLY THOUGH
skitzor: I WANT TO PS THINGS
surreptitious: so not me
skitzor: AND FIND AWESOME PHOTOS
<< surreptitious is now Not
soni: you sound like BoL7z
<< Not is now rapidnickchangedodge
katsu: rofl
skitzor: :<
katsu: hes.. just.. too.. quick
skitzor: wow
skitzor: he has some manoevours
<< rapidnickchangedodge is now youcan
soni: hes listing lazily to the left!
katsu: rofl
youcan: nour
soni: THIS GUY IS GOOD
unique: man this guy has got some moves
@holo`: !kb youcan ban evasion ._.
<< ChanServ sets mode [+b *!*@ppp121-44-6-217.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net ]
<< Banned: youcan
<< youcan has been kicked by ChanServ [(holo`) ban evasion ._. ]

Jez: well, I probably sound several years more educated than I am

*katsu is going surfing next week
unique: surfing in a pool of cock

@Jez: got all over my nice clothes
@Jez: had to go soak them in stain remover and everything
@Jez: hate the smell of that stuff

(20:15:25) • @unique records Jez next time he is seen
(20:15:31) (@Jez) you're a voyeur though
(20:15:33) (@Jez) pervert
(20:15:35) (@holo`) unique would fap over it
(20:15:37) (@holo`) lolsnap
(20:15:39) (@Jez) well yeah
(20:15:39) (@unique) def

(@soni) what do I use to make it small :(

<risesies> i am a gay fuck who likes to suck cock

<@katsu> wtf
<@katsu> bf is pming me

!katsu: i invited you to #rly
!katsu: join bastard
Jez: I kno
Jez: I DID
Jez: FUCKING BASTARD
Jez: I FUCKING DID
!katsu: WELL FUCKING GOOD
Jez: SO GO FUCKING DIE
!katsu: YA STUPID CUNT
Jez: FUCK YOU AND THE RLY GROUP INVITING HORSE YOU RODE IN ON
Jez: GO HAVE SEX WITH THE HORSE LIKE YOU USUALLY DO
!katsu: GO FUCK YOUR OWN GROUP HORSE YOU COCK FAG
Jez: THEN GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL CAFE AND EAT 10 GRAND SLAM BREAKFASTS FROM THE GUILT
Jez: WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME WOULD IT?
Jez: STUPID GAY FAG MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKER HORSE FUCKER CHEWBACABRA
!katsu: I FUCKING WILL, AT LEAST IT WONT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ALBINO HORSE FUCKER
!katsu: right
Jez: wait
Jez: what

[@rsy] i feel drunk
[@rsy] i think my water was spiked :$
° @Axims takes advantage
[@rsy] :|

(@unique) i have cheese and bacon balls

(@BoL7z) what to eat tonight X_X
(@rsy) penis

(@rsy) will you give it to me
(@slick) yes

(@slick) cat was in toilet -_-
(@soni) ..in?

<@rsy> i have a small pick

(@unique`) lol i'm a fag with big titties!

<Hayley> haylie duff is a little bit like a horse sometimes.
<skitzor> :|||||
<slick`> :|||||
<goony`> she has a huge wang?
<titan> S_S
<goony`> lololol
<slick`> LOL
<goony`> hum
<skitzor> lololol goony
<titan> LOl
<skitzor> LOL
<titan> LOL
<Hayley> ..lol
<Hayley> LOL
<skitzor> LOL
<Hayley> LOL

<risesies> why does slick` take so long in the shower
<titan> i dont want to know
<risesies> ;|

<risesies> slick at my house away
<slick`> the risesies ate my house away
<risesies> :@
<slick`> :>

<risesies> call your local slick`, for more than just slicking

<Batesy> you make me lol like a little school girl
<Unique> you make me make stains on my legs

[@skitzor] i would like to see you poo everlasting

<titan> why dont i just shower in my poo

* ink is listening to "VA - Club Megamix 2007" .:224kbps 44kHz Stereo - 30:55/77:55:.
<ink> FUCK I LOVE THIS FUCKING WHOLE MIX
<ink> I EJACULATE TO THE ROOF
<Admiral_Sif> AWESOME
<ink> NON STOP
<Admiral_Sif> MOAR DEATILS
<Admiral_Sif> MOAR
<ink> and it drips down on my face
<ink> and my dog gives me kisses
<Admiral_Sif> Ok, too far

(18:10:01) (@slick) just finished the last mouthful

(@slick) unique is boring in bed

• BoL7z mounts stan