#rlybash

[17:03] <slick> two words, nuclear fucking weapons
[17:03] <titan> :/
[17:03] <slick> :|

[16:09] <Commy> well how would you like it if i took of my pants.... pulled appart my butt with my hands and laid out a chocolate hod dog right in your house

[20:52] <titan> but im waiting a bit.
[20:52] <ink> for aids?
[20:52] <titan> lol
[20:52] <titan> for arms to fill out a bit
[20:52] <titan> not enough wanking yet

<BoL7z[RO]> loosing up my butt babe
<BoL7z[RO]> that song is so fkin annoying
<skitzor> it's button
<skitzor> faggot
<skitzor> i think
<BoL7z> MY SISTERS BEEN PLAYING IT FOR THE PAST 10mins
<BoL7z> I'M GOING TO FKIN KILL SOMEONE SOON
<Commy> then loosen her butt

(@GeneraLMalice) lol i just got an email from someone from uni wanting ppl to participate in some surveys and i looked at the email list and someones last name is wang
(@titan) what an anti-climax for that suspensfully long sentance.
(@archie) the internet thanks you for such vital information

[20:51] <ink> a tatoo at 17 is a regretful move
[20:51] <ink> i wanted a tatoo at 17
[20:51] <titan> i have both her mum and dad's mob numbers
[20:51] <ink> 5 years later the design has changed a good 10 times
[20:51] <titan> sux for her
[20:51] <holo`> and look at you now.
[20:51] <holo`> full of aids
[20:51] <holo`> :P

<skitzor> i dont even remember why i said i have sex with women

(18:26:32) (@archie) titan give yourself a high ten to celebrate
(18:26:41) (@titan) that makes no sense
(18:26:47) (@archie) inbred
(18:26:47) (@titan) i require 4 hands to do that
(18:26:54) (@archie) what
(18:26:54) (@titan) :<
(18:26:59) (@archie) so a couple less than you currently have
(18:27:00) (@archie) lmao
(18:27:03) (@Vid) yeha it means you have to jump and slap both feet with both hands
(18:27:05) (@titan) haha
(18:27:15) (@archie) *shakes all of titan's hands but falls asleep before finishing D;*
(18:27:21) (@titan) rofl
(18:27:23) (@Vid) lol
(18:27:36) (@Vid) i guess its better than talking to all the heads and getting bored to sleep
(18:27:41) (@Vid) >_>
(18:28:10) —› join: (titan`other`head) (~lol@59.167.203.223)
(18:28:10) —› mode: (ChanServ) sets mode (+o titan`other`head)
(18:28:17) (@archie) hhaah
(18:28:20) (@Vid) LOL
(18:28:25) (@archie) HEY SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
(18:28:30) (@titan`other`head) sup guys

<titan> I LOVE IT
<titan> IT GIVES ME A HUGE ERRERCTION
<titan> YES, AN ERRERCTION

* slick is listening to The Australian Girls Choir & The National Boys Choir - I Still Call Australia Home

<Batesy> »»WinAmp «» Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life «»

[20:42] <skitzor> come on
[20:42] <skitzor> cameron
[20:42] <skitzor> get naked

[15:48] <skitzor> Usted tiene gusto del pene grande
[15:48] <skitzor> pretty sure that means you taste like big penis
[15:48] <skitzor> or something
[15:48] <skitzor> You have taste of the great penis

[18:22] <skitzor> some of those girls on miss indy are hotter than stars like china vagina.
[18:22] <skitzor> or sickbag vagina

<titan> It's 'cause I'm gay.

<titan> i just pulled a toe nail off.
<titan> i feel so naked

[00:23] <Stan> the stats for rly, on the other hand
[00:24] <Stan> word number 2 is fshking :P
[00:24] <Batesy> WUT ARE YOU TRING TO SAY?
[00:24] <Stan> im saying. I LOVE RLY
[00:24] <Stan> and
[00:25] <Stan> ign has become a bit of um. hmmm. how to put this.
[00:25] <Stan> ign = the Victoria of gamesurge :P

<ink> never played
<ink> but ill give the sticks a flogging
<skitzor`> lol
<skitzor`> you mean
<skitzor`> masturbate
<ink> uhh
<ink> isnt that what he meant?
<ink> go on MSN webcams and race to "the finish"?

<titan> i will never be as awesome as CAPITAL LETTERS

<slick> check out those thick juicy bangers

[19:01] <Soni> no boonie doll is worth vb

<skitzor> does risesies go for crows
<skitzor> and where the fuck has he been lately
<slick> ritab goes for demons
<slick> hes back at uni so has sand in his vagina

<@BoL7z> my msn password is all numbers and letters :S
<@Vidmaster> well what else would it be? question marks?

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[19:37] <Elmtailye|AFK> (cock)
[19:37] <ink`a> TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[19:37] <ink`a> U FUCKING CLOWN SIDE SHOW
[19:38] <ink`a> OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN I TALK TO YOU

<skitzor> i have sex with women

‹skitzor› »» BackStreet boys - Larger Than Life :: I want it that way (1999) :: 00:13 / 03:52 ««

<@BoL7z> push it up my butt SiRhC` >_>
<@SiRhC`> gotta get it on film
<@SiRhC`> wait what
<@SiRhC`> ...

<@Commy> it tasted very good in my mouth

<Gismo> so cd, pirie is the same as anal sex... once youre in, its all shit

<Zyklon> HELLO
<Zyklon> i am new to the internet and battlefield 2
<Zyklon> what is a 'noob'

[@slick] next week is something that goes from the tongue to the anus

<titan> drama doesn't follow me, it rides on my back.
<Unique> do you love stroking your penis
<titan> more than anything
<Unique> you love stroking other peoples penii before your own though

(@Batesy_bed) im on the coach

* Hayley has left #rly
<Tagert`away> Crooked penis = more likely to hit the prost...
<Tagert`away> Okay, now that Hayler is gone I can stop being so gay.

<Batesy> there's a fair hot chick at footy.. but the thing is, she's like 14..
<Batesy> STUPID AGENESS
<skitzor> how old are you?
<Batesy> 16
<EL_DIABLO> pff
<skitzor> meh
<skitzor> legal
<EL_DIABLO> have a crack
<skitzor> go for it
<Batesy> i wont..
<Batesy> too young IMO
<EL_DIABLO> if theres grass on the wicket then play some cricket

<Tagert`away> I LOVE YOU ALL
<Tagert`away> Except for Elm
<Tagert`away> Racist fuck!
<Tagert`away> :P
<titan> hes not racist
<titan> racism is crime
<titan> and crime is for black people

<cdkit3> are you coming on to me again canaan??
<cdkit3> >_>
<C[a]naan> ¬_¬
<C[a]naan> when am i not?
<cdkit3> hehehe

* Scoobth jacks off

<cdkit3> no no ink... ill just slip him your number....
* [TEA]ink nods

<C[a]naan> night
<C[a]naan> ill serenade you oneday slick
* C[a]naan gets out his guitar

<titan> did u have sex ?
<titan> wait no
<titan> wrong question
<titan> DID YOU RECORD IT ?
<titan> AND IF YES
<titan> WHERE IS THE TAPE !

* Mr_Spinks unzips pants
<Mr_Spinks> where do you want it?
* Mr_Spinks puts it in Nurreg's ear
<Gismo`> :\
<Mr_Spinks> oh you want some to do you
* Mr_Spinks puts it in Gismo's ear

<Batesy_Laptop> 1. I give sex to goats

—› nick: (Batesy_Laptop) is now known as (Your_Mother)
(Your_Mother) kinky
(Gismo`) Did Your_Mother just say kinky? My ears pricked up.
(Your_Mother) Batesy Nickname is already in use.
(Your_Mother) -
(Your_Mother) Batesy Nickname is already in use.
(Your_Mother) >_>
—› nick: (Your_Mother) is now known as (Batesy`)
(Batesy`) ohhh
(Krushr`) dude, you were batesy laptop
(cdkit3) batesy you noob, you changed the laptop one not your normal one
—› nick: (Batesy`) is now known as (Batesy_Laptop)

<cdkit3> lol if you have a yeast infection, throw some sugar down there aswell.. wont clear it up but will make some alcohol :P

(skitzor) paris would be like throwing a sausage down a well

<cdkit3> now as ive asked before.... would gay people prefer bigger dicks or not?? i mean really who what take a pick of a small one and a big one and go, well ive always like the idea of having no bowel control, im just going to have to take the big one eddie??

<Commy> learn to be not a homosexual
<Tagert`away> That's pretty hard, Commy.
<Tagert`away> I mean, I just love taking it in the arse.

(@Commy) lol cdkit3 you were so gay in a former life
(@Commy) or maybe in your current life
(@cdkit3) well i keep getting hit on by the gay guy at work... :|
(@Commy) lol yeh thats creepy
(@cdkit3) yeah, he knows im straight, cept he doesnt know im with one of the girls from work

nick: (Commy) is now known as (Batesy`smother)
(@Batesy`smother) oh commy i love you
(@Batesy`smother) you are so hot
(@Batesy`smother) so much cooler than my son

<DJElm[UpTheIrons]> you are the nurse
<Brad-> u wish
<Commy> oer lol
<Brad-> let me take your temperature big boi
<Brad-> oh bend over
<Brad-> let me give you your suppository

( cdkit3 ) who would you kick my donkey gismo!!!
( cdkit3 ) fk i cant type tonight
( Gismo` ) why?
( cdkit3 ) that should say way*
( cdkit3 ) fk
( cdkit3 ) why
( Evers` ) lol
( Gismo` ) rofl
( cdkit3 ) FFS
( Gismo` ) you suck
( @mingo3k ) lol

<titan> [winamp.exe]: Hanson - Mmmbop ] Billboard Top 100 (1997), Track 12 ] 00:04/04:00

* BoL7z bends down to get a taste of skitzors milkshake >_>

<skitzor> yes it would
<skitzor> cause
<skitzor> fireplace=vagina
* BoL7z looks at his fireplace :>

* pulsat0r has joined #rly
<pulsat0r> WANG!
* pulsat0r has left #rly

<@Tagert`away> For those that don't know: OMG I'M GAY! Get over it.
<@Commy> lol
<@Brad-> HAH
<@Brad-> FAG

<Jaguar`> I CANT CLICK LINKS IN THIS SHIT MESSENGER
<Jaguar`> WTF
<skitzor> FUCKING HELL
<skitzor> POS
<skitzor> TAKES MORE COCK THAN BOL7Z
<skitzor> HAHAHALOL
<Jaguar`> LOL THATS QUITE A LOT

<skitzor> FUCK MSN MAN
<skitzor> GO HAMACHI
<Jaguar`> how hard is this shit
<skitzor> BROWSE ME
<Jaguar`> IM FUCKING ON HAMACHI
<Jaguar`> HOW DO I BROWSE U
<skitzor> BROWSE ME
<Jaguar`> WHAT NETWORK
<skitzor> RIGHT CLICK ON ME
<skitzor> YOU'RE ON THE NETWORK
<skitzor> hashRLY
<Jaguar`> OH LOL
<Jaguar`> ROFL
<Jaguar`> ROFL
<Jaguar`> ROFL

<risesies> :|
<goony`> :|
<slick> :|
<skitzor> :|

<slick> Dolphins have been observed using pufferfish as a sort of toy in the wild. They tease the pufferfish with their teeth, causing the small fish to become alarmed and then inflate. After a while the fish calms down and deflates, thus starting the cycle over again. It is speculated that dolphins may also enjoy the mild numbing effect from small amounts of the pufferfish toxin.
<slick> rofl
<Tagert`away> Ahahaha
<Tagert`away> Dolphins getting high
<Tagert`away> It's awesome XD

<Tagert`away> Fuck you all
<risesies> excuse you
<Tagert`away> One at a time though
<Tagert`away> I'm not into DVDA

<slick> i want to grow nuts

<risey> slick doesnt want to wood :(

<BoL7z> altho i'd take him
<BoL7z> and sell his organs
<cdkit3> yeah after youve had your way with him....
<BoL7z> yeah sure.. why not :P
<BoL7z> you can come to :P
<cdkit3> or maybe knowing you, you would have your way with him once his organs were gone :|
<BoL7z> any holes a goal!

<risey> slick is bad wood
<slick> :<

<slick> >_>
<Axims> >_<
<slick> got wood
<Batesy> maybeh
<Axims> do i ever

‹@BoL7z› I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

<risesies> tit did you get wood
<titan> ._.
<titan> no
<titan> sarah did
<skitzor> :|!
<risesies> :|||||||||||||||
<titan> she had firewood delivered to her driveway
<titan> but they dont have a fireplace

<skitzor> we spit it IN YOUR FACE

<risesies> playing by myself is boring :<

[02:23:16] [@slick] prey is fked up
[02:23:18] [@slick] i HATE it
[02:23:32] [@slick] worst game ever
[02:25:46] [@slick] i never want to see it again
[02:25:55] [@slick] K
[02:26:00] [@titan] k
[02:26:10] [@titan] worse than doom 3 ?
[02:26:17] [@slick] YES
[02:26:19] [@titan] : |
[02:26:23] [@titan] that's a big call, man
[02:26:28] [@slick] the whole game, argh, it drives me crazy
[02:26:59] [@slick] all this wallwalking, going upsidedown, spirt poop, crawling through anuses, crawling through magic boxes again and again and again
[02:27:03] [@slick] drove me fkn crazy
[02:27:16] [@titan] HAHHAHAHAHA
[02:27:38] [@slick] im being serious
[02:27:41] [@slick] have u played it?
[02:27:44] [@titan] the demo
[02:27:47] [@slick] there are anus holes that open up
[02:27:54] [@titan] yes
[02:27:54] [@slick] and u walk through to another poop infested area
[02:27:55] [@titan] rofl
[02:28:00] [@titan] ahaha
[02:28:00] [@slick] it makes me feel sick
[02:28:24] [@slick] it's like the game in based on the inside of a woman
[02:28:26] [@slick] wallginas
[02:28:28] [@slick] anuses
[02:28:29] [@slick] WTF

<Mr_Spinks|Ceral> UgLyPuNk's bits will be safer in mingo3k's hands

<titan> only lag i noticed was my dad lookin at porn.
<skitzor> what kind of porn
<titan> titan porn

<Mr_Spinks> im all greased up now mephy

<@titan> he has a even hueger one now

<Moses> my modems clogged with lube tho :|

<Mr_Spinks|Ceral> batesy and mingo are gonna fight over UgLyPuNk's bits

<slick`> won a major yet risesies?
<risesies> in the process
<risesies> 4 holes to go
<skitzor> ?\
<risesies> not those sort of holes skitzor
<risesies> :<

<titan> lsat time i played with you it hurt for weeks

AMD28M0F0> i'll suck your tit if you've got a fat on

<slick> risesies likes yellow snow

<risesies> im going to go with vibrator

<slick> risesies wishes he could take a slick

<risesies> did you audition for bert slick ._.
<slick> (nod)

<risesies> we had two sudden slicks

<risesies> drink slick

<risesies> slick has a small rifle

<@risesies> time for wood

<risesies> honey we're killing the slicks

<slick`> risesies when i last played with u

[17:58:44] <risesies> don't cry yet
[17:59:12] <slick`> :>
[17:59:18] <risesies> goodbye
[17:59:31] <slick`> my lover
[17:59:34] <risesies> :|

<titan> lol remove ur info skitzor :P
<titan> i cringe whenever i see it now
<titan> OR ILL FUCKING HIT YOU

<cdkit3> heya gis :D
<cdkit3> i have something to show you if i can find it
<Gismo> :O

<@Gismo>Just coz ive got balls

[@titan] and up
[@titan] and down
[@titan] and up
[@titan] and down
[@titan] and up
[@titan] and down
[@risesies] it means nothing to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

<aX> theres a mini-iggy in his computer tripping over everything :P

<Gismo`> freezing my nuts off

<Batesy> how big tho?
<mingo3k> hahhahaa, im not going to say
<mingo3k> haha
* mingo3k is ashamed