#rlybash

(@Axims) a young sounding girl just called asking for dad
(@Axims) and mum's out of town till tomorrow
(@Axims) I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON

(@titan-) gah
(@titan-) i was chewing on a chip
(@titan-) and
(@titan-) burped
(@titan-) ._.
(@skitzor) so
(@titan-) if i opened my mouth, chip would go everywhere
(@titan-) if i swallowed
(@titan-) id swallow burp
(@titan-) ._.
(@skitzor) quickly spit it out onto your cat]
(@titan-) i did the latter
(@titan-) i had to think about my wording then for the sake of out of context quoting

<titan-> if i swallowed

[21:46] <skitzor> gay
[21:46] <skitzor> thats what i was

<soni> Maxipad
<GeneraLMalice> did you run out of them soni
<soni> no I dont bleed out of a moist hole every month

(@Freman) oooh I'm gonna be sore tomorrow

(@titan-) (20:24:03) (@titan-) MYSPACE IS DOWN
(@titan-) (20:24:04) (@titan-) :0
(@titan-) (20:24:10) • @titan- cuts self
(@titan-) (20:25:00) * Disconnected
• @titan- dies

<unique> WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE
<risesies> you dont cam enough
<unique> its cold :<
<risesies> no excuse
<risesies> its already small anyway
<unique> yeah but i want you to be able to see it

<titan> hard as my dong
<skitzor> titans been looking at gay porn again
<skitzor> :<
<titan> (y)

<Freman> one might say it is better to be male and think you are female, then it is to be jez and think you are smart

(@GeneraLMalice) cp = copy pasta right

(@GeneraLMalice) unique is slang for cocklover
(@Stan) GeneraLMalice is such a unique

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(16:52:35) (@unique) holy mother of spam
(16:52:39) (@titan) !k titan WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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(16:52:53) (@unique) chill out ladies
(16:52:54) (@unique) chill out ladies
(16:52:56) (@unique) chill out ladies
(16:52:56) (@holo`|rage) :\
(16:52:56) (@skitzor) !k unique WRRYYYYY
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(16:53:31) (@skitzor) fucking hell titan
(16:53:32) (@skitzor) you're so lame
(16:53:34) (@skitzor) why spam so much
(16:53:38) (@titan) yeah my bad,.
(16:53:55) (@Toramdo) FINGER SLIPPED
(16:54:15) (@skitzor) !k Toramdo up a loli's arse. you sick fuck
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(16:54:20) (@skitzor) man im bored

(@unique) touch the hot girl at hapkido?
(@titan) what
(@unique) touch the hot girl at hapkido?
(@titan) what
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(@titan) what
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(@titan) what
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(@titan) what
(@titan) what
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(@unique) what what?
(@titan) what
(@titan) what
(@titan) what
(@titan) what
(@titan) when?
(@unique) nevah
(@GeneraLMalice) WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT, TOUCH THE HOT HAPKIDO GIRL IN THE BUTT

<Axims> i jizzed over pretty much everything
<skitzor> even his face?
<Axims> especially

[19:53] <Toramdo> whats the technical name for finding the function of a dataset called nowadays >_>
[19:53] <ink> jenga?

<titan> http://i3.tinypic.com/5zlyg55.jpg
<titan> go romeo go
<skitzor> what the fuck
<skitzor> um
<skitzor> is that romeo x juliet hentai
<titan> no
<Axims> lolol
<titan> lol
<titan> he fell on her
<skitzor> are you sure?
<titan> saving her
<titan> she was about to fall in a fir
<titan> e
<Axims> while naked?
<skitzor> they are both naked
<titan> no theyre not
<Axims> oddly convenient
<ink> haha
<titan> he has pants on
<skitzor> and it looks like he is about to stick it in her.
<Axims> rofl
<titan> she has a dress on
<ink> sure
<ink> iaws
<Axims> "fall" on some girl in the street while naked
<titan> they were outside in the rain
<skitzor> lol
<Axims> I don't tihnk the "i was saving you" line would work
<titan> and they were drying clothes
<ink> hahah
<skitzor> look at his face
<titan> and he was raping her
<skitzor> obvious penetration moment

<Axims> into the women's section to get mum's present thing
<ink> did david enjoy it?
<Axims> and like..there were undies everywhere
<Axims> but..like hugh high ones
<Axims> for old women
<ink> hahahahaahahahahahahahah
<Axims> why >_<
<ink> i loved my line
<Axims> yes yes it was funny
<skitzor> hahah
<skitzor> of course axims was looking at the granny pants
<Axims> lol
<skitzor> when i go through a section like that
<Axims> there were some like half a metre long!
<skitzor> im more concentrating on the 1. models. 2. bras and gstrings
<Axims> i swear!
<skitzor> FAT BITCHES
<skitzor> AUSTRALIA HAS THEM

[21:07] <Axims> i had to go into David Jones today
[21:07] <ink> are u ok?
[21:07] <ink> more so
[21:07] <ink> did david enjoy it?

(@holo`|rawr) time for sleep
(@Tagert`away) I agree.
• @Tagert`away follows holo
(@holo`|rawr) my bed :(
(@holo`|rawr) you always steal the covers :(
(@Tagert`away) That's cause you don't want me snuggling :(
(@holo`|rawr) I want a divorce :(
(@Tagert`away) We'll work it out :(
(@holo`|rawr) NO!
—› quit: (holo`|rawr) (~holo@holo`.kills-kittens.gamesurge) (Quit: Taggy :()

(@unique) my cock is so big is has a postcode
(@unique) LOL
(@GeneraLMalice) we share post codes unique
(@Axims) but the only user is the postie
(@Axims) HAHAHA
(@holo`) you live on his cock? :o
(@GeneraLMalice) NO
(@GeneraLMalice) NOU
(@unique) GeneraLMalice belongs at gnaa
(@GeneraLMalice) im not black
(@GeneraLMalice) or gay
(@unique) keep telling yourself that
(@GeneraLMalice) stfu jewnique
(@unique) GnaaMalice

(@BoL7z`) visit me tommorw
(@BoL7z`) we'll make a porno video

[14:54] <titan> im sorry i cant be perfect.
[14:55] <Tully> i can
[14:55] * Tully stuts
[14:55] <Tully> :/

<Axims> |mplayerc.exe| XXX.AXIMS.GOES.HARDCORE.WITH.DILDO.avi | 69:69 / 69:69 | 640x352 | 69 fps | 351.31MB | XviD MPEG-4 codec |

@titan remains naked
@Axims needs some lube
<Axims> it's alittle looser already

(GeneraLMalice) i love cocks

[22:05:16] <@BoL7z> sif season 5 doesnt have subs
[22:05:19] <@BoL7z> it's all your fault skitzor
[22:08:48] <@skitzor> why do you want subs
[22:08:50] <@skitzor> are you asian or something

(@BoL7z) gf fell asleep on my arm last night :\ my arms been dead the whole day :|
(@skitzor) you bang your gf one night
(@skitzor) then have a wank the next
(@skitzor) you know what that tells me
(@skitzor) the sex is bad
(@skitzor) hahaha
Quit» (BoL7z) (~BoL7z@ppp247-145.lns2.bne4.internode.on.net) (Quit: ( www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 4.02 :: www.XLhost.de ))
(@skitzor) so bad
(@Axims) ahahaha
(@skitzor) he quits over it
(@Axims) ragequit

[20:08] <Mingo3k> some lady was on my checkout and commented on how i was still
[20:08] <Mingo3k> she said you younger men have lots of stamina.. and winked at me :|
[20:09] <ink> and u said
[20:09] <ink> "how bout a root in the freezer room"?
[20:09] <Mingo3k> lol
[20:09] <ink> ...
[20:09] <ink> u didnt?
[20:09] <Mingo3k> no i didnt..
[20:09] <ink> you are homosexual?
[20:10] * Mingo3k winks at ink
[20:10] * ink ushers Mingo3k to the freezer room
[20:10] <BoL7z> -19:37:39- (@ink) "how bout a root in the freezer room"?
[20:10] <BoL7z> zomg hard nipples.
[20:10] <Axims> i'd like to see someone get hard in -18 :/
[20:10] <ink> i could
[20:10] <BoL7z> lol
[20:10] <Axims> er like
[20:10] <Batesy> you'd like to see someone get hard?
[20:10] <Batesy> riiight
[20:10] <ink> ahahahahaha
[20:10] <BoL7z> our freezer at work is -24 normally
[20:10] <Axims> ..that's not how i meant to say it
[20:10] <ink> BASH HIM
[20:10] <Mingo3k> nusted
[20:10] <BoL7z> i walk in... FUCK DICKS GONE INSIDE ME
[20:11] <ink> bash!
[20:11] <Mingo3k> busted*

(@Axims) >_>
(@holo`) <_<
(@unique) ^_^
(@Tully) V_V
(@holo`) v_v
(@Axims) X_X
(@unique) T_T
(@Tully) Q_Q
(@holo`) =_=
(@Axims) O_O
(@Toramdo) G_G
(@Tully) +_+
(@Axims) Q_Q
(@holo`) P_P
(@Toramdo) l_l
(@unique) F_F
(@Axims) "_"
(@Tully) Z_Z
(slick) U_U
(@holo`) k_K
(@unique) ' '
(@Toramdo) D_D
(@Tully) '_'
(@Axims) *_*
(@unique) $_$
(@Toramdo) ('c')
(@holo`) E_E
(@Axims) |_|
(@unique) @_@
(@holo`) Y_Y
(@Axims) B_B
(@holo`) I_I
(@Tully) ®_®
(@holo`) A_A
(@Tully) @_@
(@holo`) S_S
(@holo`) D_D
(slick) (_(_)=====D
(@holo`) F_F
(@holo`) G_G
(@Toramdo) L_L
(@holo`) H_H
(@holo`) J_J
(@unique) (_(_)====D ~~~
(@Tully) ( * )
(@holo`) Z_Z
(@holo`) c_c
(slick) O :
(@holo`) m_M
(@Axims) (_(_)=====D o
(@Axims) (_(_)=====Do
(@Axims) (_(_)=====D)
(@Axims) (_(_)=====D O
(@holo`) !_!
(@unique) YOU FUCKING FAIL AXIMS
(@Axims) :<
(@holo`) rofl
(@Tully) BOOOOOO!

[21:16] <titan> i am actually homosexual.

[21:48] <Toramdo> I don't know
[21:48] <Toramdo> or in the contracted
[21:48] <Toramdo> Iunno
[21:48] * skitzor has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[21:49] <Toramdo> you see what I did there
[21:50] <Toramdo> LOLOL
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[21:53] <ink> that was poor Toramdo
[21:53] * skitzor has joined #rly
[21:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +o skitzor
[21:53] <ink> the only thing u should contract
[21:53] <ink> is aids

(@Axims) |mplayerc.exe| stargate.sg-1.s10e20.ws.pdtv.xvid-crntv | 40:55 / 41:06 | 640x352 |XviD MPEG-4 codec |
(@Axims) cries alittle

[23:26] <Tully> quick question: im geting a new computer in a couple of weeks, reckon i should copy over all my pron, or start fresh (except for the ones i really like)?

(@ink) "how bout a root in the freezer room"?
(@Axims) i'd like to see someone get hard in -18 :/
(@BoL7z) zomg hard nipples.
(@ink) i could
(@Batesy) :|
(@Axims) er like
@Batesy) you'd like to see someone get hard?
(@Axims) once your hands get cold..
@Axims) it'd get tough
(@ink) mmhm
(@ink) my hands?
(@BoL7z) rofl
(@Axims) er

(14:57:34) (@BoL7z) i want stun guns.
(@BoL7z) and have a skirmish
(@BoL7z) imo #rlypaintbull session.
(@risesies) paintbull?
(@holo`) YEAH LETS PAINT BULLS
(Moses) yea u paint a bull to look like a cow, and then laugh and call the other bull a poof when he tries to crack onto it

• BoL7z drinks his frozen cok

[19:20] <holo`> its up

(@holo`) When you say SG-1 MUST be shit.
(@holo`) You BETTER BE LYING
(@holo`) Or I'll... sacrifice .. a virgin goat
(@holo`) or something
(@titan) doesn't affect me.
(@titan) by sacrific
(@holo`) with your sword.
(@titan) do you mean
(@titan) its virginity
(@titan) LOl
(@titan) LOLo
(@titan) LOL
(@holo`) LOL
(@titan) LOLOLOl
(@holo`) I GOT PWNED BY TIT
(@titan) PHEAR TEH OWNAGE
(@titan) MOAR ROAR

[21:12] <GeneraLMalice> lol
[21:12] <GeneraLMalice> it will appear big but it was small
[21:13] <GeneraLMalice> about 7cm

[21:39] <unique> (21:07:52) (@Fireslide) heroes 117 is out already?
[21:39] <unique> they put it up against the oscars
[21:40] <BoL7z> herpes probley won
[21:40] <BoL7z> heroes****
[21:40] <BoL7z> worst typo rever

(@titan) tbh hentai is hilarious
(@GeneraLMalice) yeah its fantastic

-22:07:58- (@Axims`) unique
-22:07:58- (unique) Axims`
-22:08:03- (@Axims`) ...
-22:08:04- (unique) o.o
-22:08:05- (@Axims`) :/
-22:08:09- (@Axims`) well that was freaky
-22:08:10- (@Axims`) anyway
-22:08:12- (unique) what the fuck is going on
-22:08:19- (unique) get the fuck out of my head faggots
-22:08:22- (@skitzor) rofl

(@Axims) there's his other maccas that all us crew trainers and managers are learnign the new way to cook at
(@Axims) before our store does it
(@Axims) ..it burnt down last night :/:?
(@Axims) ..i hope none of us were there last night :/:/:/
(@Chookz|Work) o_O?
(@Axims) oh man that's gonna fuck us up :/
(@Axims) well we're learning at two stores..
(@Chookz|Work) thats really scary tbh
(@Axims) now jsut one..
(@Axims) that is abit of a worry
(@Axims) especially if it burnt down while people were working
(@Axims) i can't really imagine how something could catch fire while cooking..
(@Axims) like..there's just nothing to ignite anything
(@holo`) fire extinguisher ftw?
(@holo`) and evacutation procedures?
(@Axims) we have them..
(@holo`) surely it would be insured >_>
(@holo`) mebbe its all just a plot..
(@Axims) and a big extingushing thing around all the grills
(@Axims) lol
(@holo`) to get insurances $$$$
(@Axims) then they'll blame it on us <_<
(@holo`) AND FIRE YOU
(@holo`) LOL PUN
(@Axims) our owner is in debt..
(@Axims) maybe HE'L DO THAT OT US
(@Chookz|Work) ROFL

(21:13:33) (@Stan) at least ur not being racist
(21:13:40) (@ink) cos we hate niggers
(21:13:40) (@holo`) stupid americana induced spelling due to MS word defaults.
(21:13:40) (@Stan) i hate racists almost as much as i hate niggers
(21:13:42) (@titan) niggers
(21:13:46) (@Stan) DAM YOU
(21:13:48) (@risesies) I just hate Stan tbh
(21:13:53) (@Stan) iawr
(21:13:58) (@ink) is stan a race, if so im a racist
(21:13:58) (@holo`) I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally :)
(21:14:00) (@Toramdo) I cant play css for shit anymore kdiscuss
(21:14:09) (@ink) im not racist, i have a color tv
(21:14:15) (@Stan) lulz less buttsecks tbh
(21:14:15) (@ink) while we are spewing out old liners.
(21:14:25) (@titan) what are you guys talking about
(21:14:29) (@titan) racism is a crime
(21:14:32) (@titan) and crime is for black people
(21:14:35) (@Stan) CRIMES ARE FOR BLACK PEOPLE

(@risesies) does it look like I have cunt written on my forehead?

(@Mr_Spinks) it feels massively dirty when you pop a boner while popping out a shit..
(@Mr_Spinks) and your knob ends up cleaning the bowl
(@Mr_Spinks) :(
(@holo`) !rlybash

(@skitzor) what url?
(@titan) http://radio.internode.on.net:8062/
(@titan) its finished now
(@skitzor) OH WELL GREAT
(@skitzor) BIT FAT USE YOU ARE?
(@skitzor) NO QUESTION MARK
(@skitzor) ITS A FULLSTOP
(@titan) ,maube you should have been listening to it earlier
(@titan) faggot
(@skitzor) you're a faggot
(@titan) you're
(@skitzor) you're
(@titan) you're
(@titan) you're
@skitzor) you're

(@Biosfear\Work) WHATS FOR DINNER HOLO
(@holo`) penis

(@skitzor) SLICK GOT RAPED
(@BoL7z) it's not rape if you say yes skitzor
(@Canaan|tv) hehe
(@skitzor) yes it is
(@ink) its not rape if u duct tape their mouth either...
(@Canaan|tv) or if u smile
(@ink) cos they cant say no
(@skitzor) it can still be rape if one party was undersage
(@skitzor) could be statautrororororoototoytyy rape
(@ink) thats not rape skitzor
(@skitzor) yehhh
(@ink) thats just student teacher bonding
(@skitzor) oh
(@skitzor) if you put it that way
(@skitzor) i guess..
(@ink) thats what mr. matherson said to me
• @ink cries

<Canaan|footy> so you can have gaysex? :P
<Batesy> :|
<unique> :|

<slick`> u make me feel, u make me feel, u make me feel like a natural woman

<ink> !topic gay for the win!~ pron in my ass pron in my ass

<skitzor> meh
<skitzor> its only cock

<ink> get 2g and 2142 will be ok
<Jez`> should still be ok ya?
<ink> will be ok
<ink> load time will be kinda slow
<Jez`> I thought I might as well dl it while I'm playing cod2
<Batesy> it'l be fine jez.
<Jez`> might get more ram for birthday
<Jez`> i'm a go play cod2
<Jez`> later
<Moses`> good plan
<ink> cya
<Batesy> we got rid of him :D
<ink> !topic THANK FUCK FOR COD2
* ChanServ changes topic to '[ rly ] [ News 'n Stuff: THANK FUCK FOR COD2 ] [ RAVE BREAK! ] '
<titan> haha

<Brad-> A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
<Brad-> A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
<Brad-> A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
<Brad-> You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.
<Brad-> LIES
<SiRhC`> you did an online nerd/dork/geek test... shouldnt that instantly make you fail?

(@McFries[NGR]) the closest Klupoctuous gets to "netherlands" is when he sticks his hands in his pants

[+titan] hey Sullivan, aren't you the guy that lost their virginity to a 13 year old fat bitch that didnt love them ?
[@Sullivan] no
[@DarkNation_] SNAP
[@Sullivan] I lost my virginity at 10 to a skinny bitch
[@Sullivan] was my 4th grade teacher
[+titan] wow, the shit builds higher and higher
[@Sullivan] if you want a serious answer titan I did do a fat bitch at 13 and I got her pregnant and I moved to florida shortly after
[+titan] cool.

<risesies> skitzor doesnt get wood

* titaneMule has joined #rly
<titaneMule> :|
<slick`> :|
<skitzor> :|
<titan> :|
<Soni> :|
<risesies> :|
<slick`> :|
<skitzor> :|
<titaneMule> :|
<risesies> :|
<slick`> :|
<skitzor> :|
<titan> :|
<risesies> :|
<slick`> FAP FAP
<slick`> BINGLE
<skitzor> !kb slick`
* ChanServ sets mode: -o+b slick` *!*@ppp81-52.lns3.adl4.internode.on.net
* slick` was kicked by ChanServ ((skitzor) Bye.)
-ChanServ- Kickbanned slick` from #rly.
<titan> touche

<Batesy> anyone know of a way to automatically scroll to the channel your in, in TS?
<Batesy> without manually scrolling
<Dave-_-> can't be done Batesy
<Batesy> bugger
<skitzor> well
<skitzor> there is a way
<Batesy> there is?
<skitzor> but it involves sacrificing a virgin.
<risesies> k ill hold skitzor down
<risesies> you do the deed, Batesy
<skitzor> and there may be some money involved
* Dave-_- unzips

<slick`> that one felt like my dad

<titan> just because im not bending over and letting her take me up the arse with a strap on

<skitzor> i was like at rebel sport
<skitzor> and i saw these body boards
<skitzor> and there was this small one
<skitzor> and it was called slick series
<Moses|> lol
<skitzor> so basically, slick has a small penis

‹@ink› ur girlfriend fucks u in the ass with a strap on
‹@ink› kinda gay
‹@ink› technically not
‹@unique› only you would know
* @ink blinks
‹@ink› and your mum too.. she strapped in and delivered the Gs
‹@unique› you took it in the ass from a mother with a strap-on?

‹@ink› i am so fucking gay

<Jez`> then I can show you guys my wood

[13:36] <titan> my sister saw my playing bf2142
[13:36] <titan> and asked me then
[13:36] <titan> "justin can i play that game u were playing?"
[13:36] <titan> "no, but u can touch my scrot."

[11:53] <skitzor> »» Fresh FM - 128kbps :: http://streamhq.adam.com.au:8000/FreshFM :: 19:48 ««
[11:53] <skitzor> oh
[11:53] <skitzor> it doesnt say song
[11:53] <skitzor> LOL
[11:53] <skitzor> DAMN
[11:53] <skitzor> JUST CHUTUP
[11:54] <skitzor> FUCKING HELL
[11:54] <skitzor> DO YOU GUYS EVER CHUTUP
[11:55] <skitzor> DIDNT THINK SO
[11:55] <skitzor> FUCk
[11:55] <skitzor> K
[11:55] <skitzor> COCK
[11:56] <skitzor> YOU COCKSLAM
[11:56] <skitzor> IM GONNA SLAM YOUR COCK ON SOMETHING
[11:56] <skitzor> LIKE MAYBE A KNIFE
[11:56] <skitzor> HAHAH
[11:56] <skitzor> HAAHAHAHAHAH
[11:56] <skitzor> MWAHAAHAHAHAH
[11:56] <skitzor> THAT WOULD HURT
[11:56] <skitzor> MUCH
[11:56] <skitzor> THAT MUST HURT
[11:56] <skitzor> YOU MUST EAT THIS CAKE

* slick is listening to Robin.Williams.Live.On.Broadway.2002.FS.XViD.DVDRiP - iNVFX
<slick> this rip is so dodgy :<
<slick> 360x240 :/
<slick> like vcd res
<GeneraLMalice> slick
<GeneraLMalice> r u gay
<slick> what
<GeneraLMalice> why would you have robbie williams?
<Batesy> because he likes his muscles!
<Batesy> duh
<slick> er
<Batesy> lol
<slick> [00:32] <slick> might watch robin williams
<GeneraLMalice> he want to do a mangina
<slick> learn to read
<GeneraLMalice> oh
<GeneraLMalice> rofl
<Batesy> touche
<GeneraLMalice> hahaha
<Batesy> lol

<Axims`> I might try and get a job for goatse
<Axims`> i hear they have large openings

<Axims> fuck me
<Axims> he's the biggest stalker too

<slick> give ur brother wood
<Soni> he has it
<ink> incest is bad mmkay
<Soni> says he doesnt like wood
<slick> lol

<titan> does "emma" spin u around on her night elf knob ?
<BoL7z> ALLIANCE IS SHIT FOOL
<titan> my mistake.

<titan> pull my penis out

<Unique> ill lay a dildo in your ass

<BoL7z> i just rapped those 2 guys :P

<BoL7z> nice and rough

<Mephinion> irl flashbangs are permanent
<Mephinion> so not rly eternal
<ink> umm
<ink> flashbangs arent permanent
<ink> not like u throw a flashbang and theres a permanent white explosion there forever
<Mephinion> no but you go blind
<Mephinion> permanently
<Mephinion> dont you?
<ink> real estate agent is walking people through a house "oh i cant show you this room, a flash bang went off in there in the early 80s from a raid... moving right along"
<Batesy> no
<ink> no

<BoL7z> i just rapped those 2 guys :P
<BoL7z> anyone else coming?

<Tagert`away> Teenage cock excites me.
<Tagert`away> And there's a lot of teenage cock in this room.

<halfacow> i used to pee in my water pistol

<Tagert`away> They all suck.
<Tagert`away> eDonkey sucks, but it's great for finding gay porn.
<Tagert`away> And I'm sure much other types of porn.
<Tagert`away> But that's not important to me.

<slick> David_Hasselhoff-Jump_In_My_Car-AU_Retail_CDS-2006-UWE

<Klupoctuous> i love the sloppy seconds

<titan> i really, really need to hump something

[@slick`] tell herto fuckup
[@Jaguar`] how does someone 'fuckup'
[@Unique] they're on the bottom

<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
<ink`a> titan
* ink`a has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

@titan › training in AA is too easy.
@titan › even the super special bonus level is easy.
@titan › it's funny, the computer system used for firing the javalin missiles is called a CLU
@titan › the dude is like, YOU CANNOT FIRE A JAVALIN MISSILE WITHOUT A CLUE.
@Unique › did you then picture him naked and touch yourself?
@titan › yes.

<risesies> slick won't play with me :(

* Scoobth has orgasim from eating some of his roast lamb
* Luke`BF2 asks Scoobth for some roast lamb

@Moses` › yea canadas a few hours late :>
@titan › ;o
@Unique › hours..?
@Unique › try centuries :p
@Moses` › no hours
@Moses` › it aint NZ
@Unique › but its canada..
» Quit: @Moses` ‹Ping timeout›

<slick> [8566]-[#altbin@EFNet]-[FULL]-[MVP.Baseball.2005-HOODLUM]
<slick> wonder if it's any good
* slick googles
<slick> got 8.7 on gamespot
<slick> and 8.8 on ign :O
<risesies> :O
<slick> wonder if it has mp
<risesies> I have mp
<slick> :|
<risesies> but noone plays ;o
<slick> same :<

<@Tagert`away> !age 20
<@skitzor> Hey Tagert`away, according to goony, the minimum age for you to go out with a girl is around 17 .
<@Tagert`away> What about a boy?
<@Tagert`away> Fourteen?
* @Tagert`away shifty look

• @aZmoDen has no cupholders :(
[titan] your car must be shithouse then aZmoDen :)
[Scoobth] he drives Australias most common car :P
[titan] your mother ?

<@Commy> my ex gf was into hentai

<skitzor> you probably have 50 year old british women wearing proper british royalty clothes sipping tea with a biscuit in their hand. naked.
<Krushr`> rofl
<Krushr`> where the fuck did that come from skitzor :P
<skitzor> posters

* titan plays with his knob.

<titan> i convinced sarah that she is a slut and her music is fucking terrible.

<titan> hi, my name is holly valance and im a slut.
<skitzor> shes prob hot
<skitzor> cept for her loose vagina.
<titan> she is hot
<titan> yes
<titan> i could fit at least 3 dead people in ther.
<skitzor> i bet i could get 4
<titan> after ive finished with her you could
<skitzor> and paris.
<titan> LOL
<skitzor> she could prob fit china in there
<skitzor> chinas population in there
<skitzor> thats how many times a throbbing cock has been inserted into her arse or vagina
<titan> ur not sure which one it was
<titan> coz they are one thing now
<skitzor> hahah
<skitzor> nice call.
<titan> u could wear her as a hat.
<skitzor> oh
<skitzor> thats disguswting
* skitzor throws up
<titan> u could use her a sick bag
<skitzor> OMG TITAN
<titan> :D
<titan> snakes in a sick bag ?
<skitzor> thats worse than my throbbing cocks